- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Seven

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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