What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

retard

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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