How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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charlie sheen

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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