What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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WNBA

Liverpool City Football Club

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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