Women's Rights

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Homonyms should be band.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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