I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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