- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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