- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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