Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Haha, I get it..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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