fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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