- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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