Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Davey Peterson.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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