"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

This joke is funny

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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