- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

feminism

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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