Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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what?

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Carrot fingers

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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