- Anti Joke

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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