- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

whats the capital of congo famine

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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