Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How High is a Chinese man

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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