- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Thats what she said

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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