- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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