- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

I once did something.

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