Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Hello

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Jellybeans

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Penis

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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