What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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