why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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im gay

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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