what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Reading books

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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