A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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The Qur'an

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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