- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

y u no like me joke?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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