- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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