- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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