- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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