How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

I once did something.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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