- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

everyone dislike this

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

every knight i see an owl at window

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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