- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Pianos.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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