Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Barack Obama.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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