A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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poop

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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John Cena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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69.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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