- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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