Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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A women in the kitchen.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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