whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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