- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Women's rights.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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