- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

who is awesome? no one...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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