What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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The WNBA.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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