- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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