Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

The EPA.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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