- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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