Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Well, there's one way...

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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