Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Please? No.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Republicans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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