Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

roses are red violets are indigo

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A dog was barking at a tree

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Rebecca Black's career.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

President Donald Trump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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