- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

My mum is called Steve

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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