penis haha

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your mom

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Microwave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Replacement Referees

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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