- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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