If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

You know whats funny Aids

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Fart

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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