What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

This is not funny.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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