- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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