What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

President Donald Trump

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are red violets are indigo

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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