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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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