- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I'm gay.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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