A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

thumb_up thumb_down

The american education system.

thumb_up thumb_down

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

thumb_up thumb_down

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

thumb_up thumb_down

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

thumb_up thumb_down

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

thumb_up thumb_down

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

thumb_up thumb_down

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops