- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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