- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Cleveland winning something

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Terry has ebola

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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