- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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