What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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