- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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