Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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