Religion.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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