- Anti Joke

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

69 Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.