Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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