- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

A shark ate your mom

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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