- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

sky's sty

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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