- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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