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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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