- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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