Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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weston cage

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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