What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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