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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

don't just stand there

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

No your aunties a joke

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Poop

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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