What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

thumb_up thumb_down +1

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

thumb_up thumb_down +1

spell backwards: taco cat

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

race-car = rac-ecar

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops