- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

25.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

... Chan chan

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??