A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Barack Obama

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Well, there's one way...

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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