Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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