I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Asians

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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