- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Arrow in the Knee!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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