"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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