- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

This sentence is a lie.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

* anti-punchline

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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