You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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