What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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you first

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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