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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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