- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

TRICERATOPS!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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