What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

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