- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

the bible

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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