- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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