- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Winter

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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