Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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The Game.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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women sports....

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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