A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Hi

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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2 Penises

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Get on your knees Ho

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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