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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Face Hunter is scum

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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