- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Poop!!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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