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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I think everybody should have a penis.

FUCK THE JEWS

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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