- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Lindsay Lohan

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you spell eight? 8

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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