- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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being sober in a bar fight

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

BIG PENIS

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

squash squash who squash my ass

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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