- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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