- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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