What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did? Yes

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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