- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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