how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

White men's rights

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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