burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

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